Because I are one bad motherfucker. You heard me.
So I was walking down the street the other day and I see guy do a backflip triple-shit-kick-spin into a passing motorcycle and was entirely absorbed by the motorcyclist into a new dimension. After gazing in awe at the strange happenstance, I ate my own eyeballs.
Just kidding. I didn't really eat my eyeballs. But I did shit myself.
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